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Fossil fuel extraction compatible with climate action, says COP29 host Azerbaijan (www.politico.eu)

submitted 4 months ago by mecfs@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Don't worry I'll keep your baby safe" said the Dingo.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

You just take a little walk with my pal here the leopard who eats faces. Dnt worry though, he won't eat yours 🤡

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

Yeah let's put the next COP at Fort McMurray, Alberta because what better place to talk about how we're going to survive climate catastrophe.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Extraction per se, maaaaybe.

Burning of the extracted fuel? Never.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

So what you're saying is to make ALL of it into plastics

[–] nexusband@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I simply do not understand those people. You want to keep driving, selling and making internal combustion? Then do it with synthetic fuels, ffs. It's already roughly the same cost when considering everything. Efficiency doesn't matter for those clowns anyway.