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[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sharknado Origins: Orinoco Blow

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Interingly, a somewhat similar idea already exists in movie form.

Source: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

They got it from the Colombian sharks.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

Well....that's certainly a sentence I read today that I didn't think I would.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Morder o ser mordido

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Time for the Cocaine Shark movie

[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Cocaine Sharknado (2025) I am so ready

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Scientists were suspicious when they observed them grinding their teeth and coming home from the club at 7 AM

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

How many is a Brazilian?