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Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine. (www.nytimes.com)
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[–] meleecrits@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them

And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

I’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.