Everyone's focusing on the boring parts here, I need to know more about resetting the Harambe timeline
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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Harambe? You mean the gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo? I just saw him yesterday, he is such a darling!
His kid is doing really well, too! He's in high school now, his English isn't that great but he's very assertive and confident. Harambe is raising him well. Even that brutal murder of the zoo employee didn't cause so much trauma that Harambe couldn't counsel him through it. They never did catch the killer...
Where is Harambe?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!
Anon can't even win in his creative writing exercises. Wild world.
It’s meant to roast other anons. 4chan culture is largely similar to a pot of crabs, where the water is social ineptitude and crabs is crabs because carcinization has converted this metaphor as it will all species.
I dont get how people can be so porn addicted that they dont get hard. Im not a raging degenerate though
Imagine being so used to having a cup of strong coffee perk you up in the morning, that a cup of tea wouldn't be enough.
It's essentially the same thing.
Viagra would be the same thing. Porn, I don't get it.
There's sooooo much porn out there. Imagine the hottest women you can, performing your absolute favourite kinks and fantasies, it's a few clicks away, free and nearly unlimited. It's pretty hard for women in real life to compete with that.
Most of us have natural sexual attraction to other (real-life) people, but if the mind becomes conditioned to getting off when ever it wants in front of a computer screen then that can cause problems in real life situations.
There’s sooooo much porn out there. Imagine the hottest women you can, performing your absolute favourite kinks and fantasies, it’s a few clicks away, free and nearly unlimited. It’s pretty hard for women in real life to compete with that.
Can't say I've had this issue. Real life is different, in a good way.
Because it's not real. Porn addiction isn't a medical condition. It's just made up by incels who want sympathy from others for making bad choice, and by man-fluencers who are selling toxic masculinity.
Lack of exercise, poor nutrition, bad sleep, and tons of other stuff that 4chaners probably do can definitely ekad to ED though. So it could just be yet another mixup of correlation vs causation.
There is a level of high that the effects are reverted. You just need to get higher.
- this is not an advice. Consume responsibly. Always know your limits. Also I'm pretty sure it doesn't work the same for all the people