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[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bros got some explaining to do

[–] li10@feddit.uk 27 points 3 months ago
[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine, too. We call it the roast chicken position.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

Thanksgiving turkey was what we called it when our child did that. He’d crisscross his feet too. He’s six now and still does it now and then. Except when we’re camping and he sprawls out and chases us around the tent in his sleep.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Appropriate

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

untreatable knee pain speedrun

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago

Quick check his hard drives

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

"How do you sleep at night" is the proper follow-up question

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Classic Dutch beach volleyball sleeping positions

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Funny one. I even read it the totally predatory way at first

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Right click the bed when there are no monsters nearby of course. What kind of question is that?

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why are all the side sleepers all curled up?

[–] spiffpitt@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

bent knees are more comfortable

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

How else? I'm in bed right now and trying to lay on my side with straight legs I have to use some weird muscles in my body to keep myself from falling onto my belly or back

[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I guess 9 is the closest, but I would never sleep on my face/stomach. I sleep on my side but not curled into a ball, with a pillow between my knees and the one under my head folded to keep my spine aligned. It's a very specific pose but literally anything else and I can't sleep.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Before even falling asleep I tend to rotate through 2, 3, 17, 1, 16, and 9

In addition to a modified recovery position with my top arm resting behind me to keep my chest flexed outward. -It's an anxiety thing.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 months ago

Is there a silently sobbing in your pillow before a rousing round of sleep paralysis position?

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I start out as a modified 18 +with crossed arms gripong the shoulders and interspersed with a number 4

[–] Arfman@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's quite cold right now that I'm scrunched up like number 4 or 12