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Hurricane Debby blows cocaine worth over $1 million onto beach in Florida Keys, U.S. Border Patrol says (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 11 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 38 points 11 months ago

Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It'll make your toes tingle.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

And then she'll do Dallas.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

To correctly number them…

Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!

(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?

[–] fernlike3923@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago

I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Florida man snorts entire beach

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Brb heading to Florida for... A thing

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Must be something in the air

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now

[–] molten@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Got a key bump.

I'll let myself out.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

For $1M I hope it's a couple of keys and not just a bump.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So Volkswagen is now selling their own brand of cocaine?

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 11 months ago

thats a lot of blow.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being "a good Samaritan"? Double standards!

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 1 points 11 months ago

More like hurricane Charlie.