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German warship floats down Thames while playing Darth Vader’s theme (arstechnica.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I try not to be that guy, but the song is called The Imperial March, and that name makes it so much funnier historically.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

yes. but the mains all had their themes and the Imperial March was Vader's.

Also. i'm with Dream_Weasel. best them in the franchise.

and anyone who disagrees should watch this short. (though probably start at the beginning.)

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hehehehehehe that's actually pretty funny.

I can't wait for them to come up with another joke.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

I think they should make a tour. They should definitely stop by Poland!

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

The Bundes Committee on Humor is not set to meet for another biennium cycle. Until then, no proposals for next joke shall be heard.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

It really is the best theme in the franchise IMO.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Next up - snazzy gray officers uniforms and bundeswehr storm troopers.

Wait a sec...

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

They got good taste.