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Drinking alcohol before conceiving a child could accelerate their aging – new research in mice (theconversation.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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TL;DR do not give alcohol to pregnant mice

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Getting mice drunk and getting them laid. Sounds like my kind of weekend.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mice? Not yourself?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Nah. I’m married. But not to a mouse.