this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] ARk@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does all this even mean

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A man has been flirting with another man for a while. They decide to fuck. Man 1 is the top, indicating he will be doing the penetrating. Man 2 is the bottom, indicating he will be penetrated. Man1 is greeted at the door by man 2 in pajamas. Man 1 thinks it's cute and shrugs it off. Man 2 walks man1 into his bedroom. Surprise stuffed animal sleepover ensues. Man 1 is taken aback by this new development. Man 2 spends 40 minutes introducing man 1 to all of the stuffed animals. Man 1 has been put in similar circumstances by bottoms before and concludes that all bottoms exhibit similar tendencies, much to his frustration

You are a gentleman and a scholar

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Thank you kind person. I am now enlightened by this new information, for better or for worse