Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin
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con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.
Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.
The only winning move is not to play
"You loose 100% of the shots you don't take"
Checkmate.
I think "miss" instead of "loose" works better here, but yeah.
Hell, even just the correct spelling of "Lose" would work better than "loose"
And if I do not have the objective of making shots?
If you're specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything
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When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.
It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.
I never ask anyone out because what's the point? I've been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I've been turning down girls left and right because I'm just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.
this sounds shamefully familiar to me