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[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

Fake. There are no "reasons to drive someone" other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a ~~cis~~ person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

Edit: I'm not speculation on OOPs gender

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

whilst this is what being transgender 'is', that doesn't stop idiots from socially or medically transitioning for poor reasons.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There isn't any evidence that that happens (non trans people receiving gender affirming care based on a false view that they are trans)

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No evidence, except for this story of the lady with the micropenis, that is.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Greentext isn't evidence...

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s a joke. I’m amazed that anybody seriously thought I was citing green text as evidence.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

You deleted your other response, but I just wanted to get the chance to say that it’s all good and I hope you don’t feel bad. Have a great day!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Everything posted on 4chan is true

[–] ashenblood@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And your internal gender is something that you automatically just know? Have you always known? How?

It seems like at some point, some external reasons may have been involved.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

We are born trans. The current theory is that it relates to hormonal fluctuations during critical points of fetal development, so the start is literally before you are born.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, certainly seems fake. But I can conceive of someone that's NB, fluid, or something else who is unable/unwilling to admit that to themselves or choosing to remain cis presenting for social reasons deciding to present as a woman due to a micropenis​.

But yeah, fake.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I grew it myself

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Chomsky honk

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What's not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

[–] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

~~You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.~~

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Good point, corrected.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

[–] artichokecustard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fox@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

TWINKIE HOUSE

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm not ashamed to admit I only read this because of the March 7th thumbnail.