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I..what the..HUH??

Absolutely baffling!

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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do I have to download both torrents?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Dunno, my plans were already to download neither 🤷😄

[–] midniter@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On Steam there is a different entry for MW3, that is waiting to be unlocked for installing on November 10th. It doesn't make too much sense that this different Steam Store game (with a different game id) will also open MW2's CoD HQ. I'll wait and see, maybe there will also be a way to open MW3 directly.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

It doesn't make too much sense

My point exactly 😄

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

At this point being into the MW series is basically having a humilliation fetish with a side order of findoming.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sadly, that's the case with most AAA games now. The shit EA and Ubisoft, to name two other examples, get away with because of owning a few extremely successful franchises with huge loyal followings is RIDICULOUS!

[–] redline23@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At some point multiple people looked at this and said:

"Yes. This is exactly how it should work"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has anyone checked to see if Elon Musk secretly bought ActivisionBlizzard while we were all distracted with trying to stop Microsoft from doing so?

Because it TOTALLY sounds like how he'd make it work.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pay $8 per month to give your character a blue checkmark on their helmet.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And just like on Twitter, that checkmark becomes an excellent target to aim shots at 😄

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's called an expansion pack.

Why can't they just call things what they are?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Probably because expansion packs typically cost less than a full game. They want to make it easier for themselves to get away with overcharging.

[–] TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Haha Cock of Dooty blows. Imma keep crying over the turd pile of battlefield 2042

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I don't play either game myself, I just appreciate the absurdity of the situation 😄

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'll explain: Before you can launch Modern Warfare 3, you have to launch Modern Warfare 2 first. Seriously. "Call of Duty HQ" is just the Modern Warfare 2/Warzone client under a new name.

Switching between Modern Warfares 2 and 3 from the HQ is not like switching modes. Once you're on the main menu, you could jump immediately into Warzone or a multiplayer match of MW2. Clicking the Modern Warfare 3 button, however, closes the HQ app and launches an entirely different executable called Modern Warfare 3. There is no option to just launch Modern Warfare 3, because "Modern Warfare 3" is not its own game. It's buried, literally, inside CoD HQ as a piece of add-on content.

The result? It takes 70-90 seconds to launch Modern Warfare 3—at least, those are the times I'm getting. That's an eternity for CoD, but what's baffling is that these extra steps serve no discernable purpose for players. Perhaps Activision pitched the CoD HQ with consoles in mind, where games aren't so easily organized by series and an app that switches between the handful of still-active CoDs is useful."

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you don't own MW2?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you can't run MW3. If not for the date, I'd honestly have suspected that Activision were doing a huge April fool's prank!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt that. I bet they package the client with 3 but you don’t get any actual mw2 content.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Other way around, according to the article: the launcher considers it a mod for MWF 2 and as such it can only be launched by first entering the lobby of MWF2. It has no independently launchable executable file.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So there's nothing really unique about it? It's just a cash grab selling a mod as an entire game?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

I honestly don't know. The contents of the short article linked in the OP is literally all I know about the third of the modern warfares 😄

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is very wrong. They've been doing this with Warzone (which is free-to-play) for a while. If you try to launch MW2 from the launcher when you don't own it it just takes you to a page to buy it. There's no way they would lock you out of a game you own just because you don't own another game in the launcher. Not defending the practice though still completely ridiculous you have to launch the MW2 launcher first.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Oh. Guess first reading the article at 4am my time DID impair reading comprehension somewhat! My bad 😄

Still a bizarre way to to it, though

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? Your worst fear? You got nothing scarier going on in your life?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

The headline is that of the article, not mine. That part only makes it funnier IMO 😄