Decoy321

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A true fellow of culture. Just don't trust the skull.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh shit, that's an old school reference. Poor Mr. Cheeseface.

For those unfamiliar, this is from an old National Lampoons magazine.

A few years later, someone actually shot that dog.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Hours of your life and fractions of your soul.

Honestly though, when the prices get significantly high, both sets of lanes are backed up to hell and it doesn't really matter.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Based off latest rumors, Gaben is going to kick the door in and yank that trophy right off the shelf.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

What's more, they didn't even dismiss the complaint, just ordered them to resubmit it without it. Anyone claiming they dismissed didn't bother to read the article.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Are you aware just how long anime has been around? There are boomers who grew up on anime. Astro Boy is from the 60s.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did you actually read the record? Because that's not at all what happened. Go back and read the next paragraph.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

There are a lot of absolutely terrible judges out there, which I'll never dare to excuse. But this particular instance isn't anywhere on that level. The judge is merely saying to cut this bullshit out and resubmit it without it.

From the records:

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff's complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Oh, the literal wording is freaking great.

Use of this dragon cartoon logo is not only distracting, it is juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon. Accordingly,

IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff's complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN. Plaintiff is directed to file an amended complaint, containing the same allegations as the original complaint, without the cartoon dragon by no later than May 5, 2025.

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

Judge is having none of this bullshit.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's even worse than that. The banana isn't the actual thing valued at that price. It's the exhibit, an abstract arbitrary concept. The banana and duct tape get replaced periodically. This person is just eating a banana for the attention.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Probably as "inconspicuous" storage. If you've got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this'll look just like one of them.

Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we're reading about it...

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