this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like anon needs some help with social interaction. If mom can schedule the appointment, maybe mom can help anon pick a haircut in advance.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No more hair gets in the way while anon is breastfeeding.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or say to the barber "Just make me look good".

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Every barber I have said that to has asked me for specicifics.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least it's temporary. A couple of weeks at worst.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends how long it previously was, he might not be happy with it for months

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Possible. But he'll look normal enough not to cry. A high protein diet helps speed it up.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Eh, I started balding <30. At least I don't have to go to the hairdressers anymore.

[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This image anon used, it's like
power in misery