this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not into chicks who are not into tentacles.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago

Anyone that enjoys the Cthulhu mythos, and isn't at least neutral regarding tentacle references is just silly

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drag can tell anon said it in a weird way because anon is the kind of silly who rates girls on a scale of 10.

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seriously, everyone knows you have to rate the females on a scale of 7.

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Solid 5/7 comment

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

And don't forget to pronounce females like tamales.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

thanks drag

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What’s significant about her being born on the 10th July? Astrology shit?

Wtf pay attention it's not "10th July". It is very clear what anon wrote and meant.

Are you autistic or smth?

They obviously meant the 7th of Oct.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the 7th of October and that's tomorrow. Don't forget to wish her a happy birthday 🎂

[–] Clear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't tell if ironic or not so I will explain

It's not a date, its a rating of how attractive the girl was, very often used in green text and 4chan.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not, it's not a date, the OP is unable to talk to people and also is obsessed with their 'attractiveness rating' rather than who they are, so will not be at all likely to go on a date.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Yes. Astrology shit.

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 5 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that when you only have 2 date parts it's month/year

[–] proton_lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Gtfo here with that American date notation /s (but not really)

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago