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Anon has a paranormal experience (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This explains why ghosts and goblins were more prevelent back when society was way more prudish about sex.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also why the dude in ghosts and goblins ran around in his boxers

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 1 month ago

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the great Nob Goblin

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I don't remember that peanuts special

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago

Sex goblins, for sure. Reiterate your devotion to not getting laid by getting a bookshelf and filling it with Jordan Peterson books.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds more like mind goblins to me