We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
Posts must be:
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
Police said the restaurant manager, who was released from detention after a few days, soon reopened his business and started selling pizza number 40 with the the cocaine side order again.
I would say the dude is not the brightest bulb in the box but he barely qualifies for a night light.
A number 39: 16.99
A number 40:: 80.00
Nothing to see here.
I don't have to eat in a couple of days aftering getting the #40 so it's actually pretty good value.
Where did you order that pizza??
I'd like to avoid ordering from it.
Stipes Frittierte Pizza (Napolitan-style fried pizza)
Thanks! I won't be ordering from them! If somebody did, that's not me!
Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy
I just hope those spoilsport cops don't examine the "oregano" too closely..
They did, they got 400 grams of oregano
Phew, lucky they didn't order extra anchovies!
Thats just good customer service. No notes.
Bet the reviews are glowing and the pizza is fire.