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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[–] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] hornface@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago
[–] solarbabies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Reek

(played by Alfie Allen)

Lily's song Alfie is about him.

[–] Baaahb@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Is it weird that I used to think the reverse? Alfie was Lily's brother, and a nepo baby. I be damned if he didn't earn it though. Also, my first thought was the woman who played "Asha" was not Lily Allen.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I love how the whole crowd of people that used to be all "what, you don't have a Spotify account?!" Are now starting with the "wait a minute, these guys are domineering and bad!" Like the signals for crowd abuse aren't plain as day.

This exploitative behavior will be down by literally any company that sets themselves up to be "the streets" that you gotta navigate to interact with someone else or their media. That means YouTube, Facebook, and also all those physical places on Earth.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogan took all of Spotify's money?

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

My dumbass didn't think "damn Spotify doesn't pay artists"

Instead I immediately thought "damn more people are paying for their onlyfans than listening to their music"

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