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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 159 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This makes so little sense, I don't think it even counts as racism.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's about all the gore videos coming from China where their shit breaks down and people are killed or maimed, all sort of wild traffic videos and so on

[–] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

Those used to come out of India. I guess everyone is outsourcing now.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of effort for a tortured Command and Conquer joke

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So I wasn't the only one that read "China will grow larger" and immediately thought of C&C Generals Zero Hour lol

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the other lines are from the same game. lazy.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I was waiting for a "meyd in the you es of ayyyyy" line.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

definitely still counts as racism.

it's just funny enough to be a racist joke. he did a 4chan.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not the intended audience, I guess. I get the pollution stereotype, but all the dead baby references went over my head. It's as if someone was writing a bunch of stereotypes about America, and there were some Freedom Unit references so you almost get it, but then there are also a bunch of references to dead orangutans and you're like: what?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

yea, there's a pretty hefty chance this was written by a 12-year-old who knows literally nothing about China except other 4chan memes.

echo of an echo of a fart kind of thing.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'd also say so. The last sentence puts the whole thing in relation to people with a chinese accent not the nation of China. Regardless of what they think of China. It's subtle though since it only happens in the last sentence. That just makes it more devious though

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Anon lives in China. Their meds are small bits of cancerous gravel.

China will grow larger.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 12 points 3 weeks ago

This is just business as usual in China

[–] B312@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

This is the most deranged shit I’ve read in a while

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 weeks ago
[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Tree Friends in China

[–] glinncor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely wild that they just used command and conquer generals: zero hour dialogue

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Brighter than the sun!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate the chinese government but what is this racist bullshit

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anon been drinking that Flint Michigan water his whole life.