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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 172 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This makes so little sense, I don't think it even counts as racism.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's about all the gore videos coming from China where their shit breaks down and people are killed or maimed, all sort of wild traffic videos and so on

[–] sxan@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago

Those used to come out of India. I guess everyone is outsourcing now.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of effort for a tortured Command and Conquer joke

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I wasn't the only one that read "China will grow larger" and immediately thought of C&C Generals Zero Hour lol

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the other lines are from the same game. lazy.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was waiting for a "meyd in the you es of ayyyyy" line.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

definitely still counts as racism.

it's just funny enough to be a racist joke. he did a 4chan.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not the intended audience, I guess. I get the pollution stereotype, but all the dead baby references went over my head. It's as if someone was writing a bunch of stereotypes about America, and there were some Freedom Unit references so you almost get it, but then there are also a bunch of references to dead orangutans and you're like: what?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

yea, there's a pretty hefty chance this was written by a 12-year-old who knows literally nothing about China except other 4chan memes.

echo of an echo of a fart kind of thing.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

I'd also say so. The last sentence puts the whole thing in relation to people with a chinese accent not the nation of China. Regardless of what they think of China. It's subtle though since it only happens in the last sentence. That just makes it more devious though

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This Anon is off their meds. I can't begin to parse some of this.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anon lives in China. Their meds are small bits of cancerous gravel.

China will grow larger.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 12 points 1 year ago

This is just business as usual in China

[–] B312@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

This is the most deranged shit I’ve read in a while

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago
[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Happy Tree Friends in China

[–] glinncor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely wild that they just used command and conquer generals: zero hour dialogue

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Brighter than the sun!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate the chinese government but what is this racist bullshit

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Anon been drinking that Flint Michigan water his whole life.