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Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims (ktla.com)

submitted 1 year ago by KinNectar@kbin.run to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast-food restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex.

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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

They put the Taco in Taco Bell, I guess.

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The sex must have been really bad if people were puking in the guac bowl.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Open sex, so much more fun than closed sex

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Both are better than folded sex though, you only make that mistake once.

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20231121175655/https://ktla.com/news/local-news/taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit/

Don't think current link works outside of the US.

Alt: https://archive.li/n6yma

[–] HipPriest@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I work in healthcare. Never sounds this much fun, sorry, disgraceful.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't read the article, but I want to party with them anyway. I don't see the issue...

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s disgusting. Where?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I've had their food. I don't think I want to participate in the Taco Bell Fiesta Orgy

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

The seven-layer wasn't discontinued after all

[–] 2nsfw2furious@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

Right in front of my salad???

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the best-possible advertisement for the Taco Bell guacamole bowl. SHE WENT BACK IN TO GET IT.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

It was a potluck, she brought her own guacamole bowl.

Also, if you worked at Taco Bell, I'd assume you wouldn't be able to afford to just throw away food.