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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 1 month ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

[–] BreakStopReturn@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Cringe

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do you have functioning eyes?

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

"I don't agree with Musk politically, but I just gave him 50k by buying an overpriced vehicle, why do people hate me?"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because the front face of the car looks like it's exasperated by itself.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[–] aniki@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago

I've been flashing the loser "L" at them since the first time I saw one.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This one will never die https://lemmy.world/post/20776341

[–] Fredy1422@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

you cant pick up chicks in a cyber truck

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[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fascism mobile

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