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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Musk pulled his dick out in front of that woman (aka his employee) and tried to pay her for sex. Offered her a horse. Ended up with his company paying her $250,000.

Musk had that bizarre moment where he called someone a pedophile for turning down a PR stunt. He has ties to Epstein. He cozies up to Trump.

He's a sex offender / sexual predator. He wasn't convicted -- he's the richest man in the country paying a quarter of a million to keep people quiet.

It's going to come out that he's been raping kids and it's going to be so obvious so many signs everyone knew blah blah blah.

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget he's constantly telling people he'll give them his sperm samples.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

And of course, he's a big fun of Putin.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its not a coincidence that the amount of CSAM posted to Twitter exploded the moment he took the reigns and only came down after several countries started stepping on his balls.

Elon is a pedo.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

started stepping on his balls.

Careful, he might like that.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hey we don't kink shame, unless your kink is kids, then you can go fuck yourself.

[–] benvars@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Is anyone surprised? Most celebrities do apparently. (i don't mean it literally but it keeps happening)

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Who would know better