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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a nervous individual (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ridiculous. If your number is skipped, you pick another number and keep waiting.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but what if it's skipped again and again until you die of hunger?!??!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as the store isn't a 24x7 operation, at some point they will want to close. If you're still there, they'll ask you what you want.

At that point, you panic and run home.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

no, you stand there, too scared to do anything until they call the cops and then, when you're being interrogated 1 to 1, then you tell them

[–] bluelion@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

Anon turns his whole family vegan because he's too nervous

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, why go to the deli if you need chicken? Why not just get some pre-packaged chicken instead? It's way easier...

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Better quality, and possibly a better price. If you get store brand chicken slices it’s pretty cheap