this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

TBH I assumed the guy would instead develop a pain kink

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope this man has no Nintento hardware or games. Otherwise princess Peach ain't safe no more.

[–] sincle354@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Minus8 origin story confirmed.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anon goes to /MLP/ and finds Applejack

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Anon is going to love G5

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Sounds like someone needs a cantaloupe and a microwave to me.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most positively cursed thing i ever seen

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

A positive curse? Sounds like a blessing.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 9 points 11 months ago

Jim Levenstein origins story

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Jerk off while snapping a rubber band.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Wow, and here I was thinking I’d never have a relevant place to link this video: Don’t Jerk Off To This

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Stupid sexy pineapple!

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hmm, very interesting