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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When Clickhole was under The Onion, they had a parody of InfoWars named PatriotHole. This is like a circle closing. Definitely the funniest news I read today, there's some justice in today's world!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

yank your lingerie

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey OP, I'm linking an archive site version so that there's no pay wall, can you include this in the post text so others can read it in full?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/lzPm4

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Sure, thanks.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago

I hope they use the channel to deprogram MAGA Nazis

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see him go full Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy over this one

[–] Xbeam@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

He'll be better tomorrow

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They need to hire a Jones impersonator to host.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Saw someone else suggest they just cut together old clips to make him say whatever they want, I like all these ideas.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

Wait wait wait. Can the onion legally use Alex Jones' likeliness? If so, AI Alex Jones saying funny ass shit would be awesome.