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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 6 days ago (2 children)

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 5 days ago

That's the whole point

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 77 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I donate blood

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[–] lowleekun@ani.social 34 points 6 days ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[–] Damage@feddit.it 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

How does one run low on blood?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 5 days ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

[–] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.