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Trump picks Dr. Oz to be CMS administrator (www.politico.com)

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Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS)

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Hahaha wow. I guess millions of Covid deaths weren't enough.

On the other hand, people will have less trouble finding jobs if a quarter or more of the workforce simply fucking dies from the next pandemic. Maybe that was the plan all along? /s

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Do you know how hard I had to read the c/ to see which side of the onion I was on for this one? The fuck

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 22 hours ago

Wow, he looks so excited by this news

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I'm tired

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Untied Shambles of America

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago

If you needed evidence that Trump was going to dismantle our healthcare system, here it is.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 20 hours ago

Does he even know how to spell wordpress?

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

Reality is a meme

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 18 points 1 day ago

Jesus fuck

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 day ago

The most embarrassing timeline.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

I know the media's stopped talking about it, but Trump definitely has dementia, right?

[–] Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

lol, 1800 called and wants its "doctors" back :D

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

as a turk, I feel shame

[–] LordBelphegor@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does he have his medical license?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Hasn't for a decade or more. Hell, for the last several years that he DID, he didn't practice or research, he designed medical devices.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Hey, could be worse, at least he has doctor in the game lol