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[–] hungry_freaks_daddy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

[–] red@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I'm way ahead of you

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

[–] mathterdark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! ~/s~

[–] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

And can I have a twin sequential turbocharger for the best car of the century? "You are not gonna believe this"

[–] Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Now I know why my girl friend and I both love Hitachi...