son_named_bort

We don't even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.

I like the way Nitup thinks.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Zelda doesn't even appear

Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down.

So it's merely a buzzword then.

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.

It's the U

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

And it didn't matter because you didn't have the key card anyway.

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it

Sounds like they're trying to compete with Pureflix, which is already a Christian streaming service.