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[–] sara@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What does shaking your ass at a private party have to do with your academics? This is the dumbest situation. This poor girl.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/07/louisiana-student-punished-by-school-for-dancing-at-private-party

was seen dancing at a private homecoming afterparty on 30 September, behind a friend who was twerking.

she wasn’t even the one twerking

[–] sara@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For fucks sake. I hope her family calls the ACLU.

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Seems like the easiest way to get into a really good school would be to sue, whip up a media frenzy, and frame it through a feminist lens. Write an essay about overcoming adversity by standing up for what is right, no matter the cost.

BOOM easy admissions.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has everything to do with it because god said so:

"They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself," Timonet told a local news outlet. "That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." "I felt like my life was over."

Guys, it’s the same rules as any underaged closet atheist. Study your ass off, become financially independent, then twerk in front of your god fearing scholarship committee

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My. God. The pearl clutching and oppression of the female body these days. We may as well go back to corsets and chastity belts.

I’m not going to encourage a HSer to twerk, but c’mon! You’re going to punish her for having fun at an unrelated and offsite event? Get real.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He (the principal) said she was punished because she is the 'hood ornament' of the school."

Oh for fuck sake! This is crazy old fashioned bullshit right here.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." So a state institution imposing religious virtues on a student? How is that constitutional, something for the ACLU perhaps?

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds like something the US would invade a country for doing

[–] Supanova@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is this allowed? Are they gonna kick people out of college because they had sex once?

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Lessons learned in Afghanistan i guess. Christian Taliban