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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We had a ferry run aground because the bridge crew couldn't figure out how to turn the autopilot off, and now it turns out we lost a naval vessel through a similar mistake.

Our armed forces really are a joke.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

It's doesn't say anything good about your navy but really doesn't say anything good about your AUTOpilot.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Look, it's really hard to win against Skynet, they made a bunch of movies about it.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, there’s your mistake… letting Tesla drive your boat.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"Look, we said full self driving. We didn't say good full self driving."