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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.com)

submitted 7 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's just not the same without the vein

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

"It is supposed to be ribbed for my pleasure!"

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 7 months ago

So you could say his suffering was... not in vein

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

With regards to other confectionery, Harry enjoys most chocolate bars but is not a fan of all sweet treats.

Top notch public service journalism! 😄

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Amateur, should have duct taped it to a canvas and sell it for a couple million.

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A bitcoin millionaire could've been eating it as we speak