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These trying times are testing my resolve (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 98 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 39 points 10 months ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, FBI

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not today, CIA

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eat a dick, MI6

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eat sod, Mossad.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

I must not fed post

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

It's memeception.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Milhouse is not a meme.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.