this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

I must not fed post

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

It's memeception.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.