this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

every 3 people i say morning/evening i get an honor point

i already have 23 honor points

Anon has greeted 69 people

Nice

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

to some extent

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

bought the shoe that makes the most boot like sound when I walk

You.. you mean a boot?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Hard leather soles, great for your feet and you only to replace them every 4 months when walking on ashpalt or concrete.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

be me, autistic to some extent

[–] MayvisDelacour@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't get to play it when it came out but now we're talking about it, I felt like the whole game was over when Arthur died. I just lost interest and hated playing as John because I had no attachment to his wife or child and was very much more interested in continuing my life of crime but the story basically forces you into the farming life and if I was gonna be a farmer I'd play Stardew Valley.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should play the first game. It takes places after the first game and follows John.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't like John? Play this game all about John!

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They said they didn't like John because they had no attachment to the character.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I know. I'm just making a dumb joke.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

You should play the first game.

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And those damn Pinkertons.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Also dysentery

[–] Cloudygrey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I went through a phase where I looked at every plant carefully in the hope that I could forage it

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Anon has found his way

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Be me. Read this as RJD2. Very confused.

[–] Buddahriffic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I usually read it as R2D2 at first.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Robert Jowney Dr, The Second?