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Danny the Barnacle (lemmy.world)
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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago

Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

further

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

May need to use Enhance

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Enhanced

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Are you in a video call lol

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Lol, it's a covid-era episode of Gianmarco Soresi's podcast

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

...penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All birds do.

[–] mearce@programming.dev 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises

[–] LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 days ago

Get out. No, don't get your coat. Just go.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago

To fuck your privacy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

One day we'll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

'When compared to its size' is important because the length is only 4 inches.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

'Only 4 inches' for being called 'largest' lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for "other reasons"

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

A treasure.