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Why you should prioritize orgasms in 2024, according to a psychotherapist (nypost.com)

submitted 10 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Weirdmusic@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh for goodness sake, it's the New York Post. Not even suitable for mulching.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Ooo look at fancy pants who's to good to get medical advice from low quality tabloids

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

toilet paper

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I never stopped prioritizing them.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Every morning and every night 🤫 It basically innoculates you to ~~pork~~ porn so that's a nice dose of prevention also

Edit: its like a p0rnphylactic

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, since I can't smell or taste anything after having Covid, this might be the only physical pleasure available to me.

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

AFAIK she is not wrong. After having a hysterectomy and needing literally everything else fixed up and put back in place my gyno prescribed masturbation so I could relearn how to use all those muscles again.