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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a GF (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This looks like it AI generated using a dataset of images from 2003 lol

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's silly. Next you'll tell me he let the AI name his kids all the same thing.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago

Ehhhhh.... got'em 💀

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

GF: George Foreman

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ngl I love those little GFs. Not for meat, they make a terrible grill, but as a panini press theyre great!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

They make a pretty good foot press too!

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grill Fryer?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

George Foreman grill

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

I read "small white" and thought: this is an appliance, isn't it.