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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 150 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Pentagon also approved funding for content involving YouTube star Jimmy Donaldson, a.k.a. MrBeast, who was slated to lead a humanitarian effort in Puerto Rico.

What a headline, what an article.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

What the absolute FUCK

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (34 children)

ah yes, mr beast, the world renowned humanitarian

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Citizens: please give us healthcare or infrastructure or education or help the homeless...

Gov't: m i s t o r b e e s t

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you want health care? All you need to do is make it through this obstacle course.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That is kind of the gist of basic training though... And the military has free healthcare...

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Until Republicans decide that not all healthcare is equal.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I fully expect them to enshittify the military so they can hire whatever Black Water is calling themselves these days instead.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Can anyone explain Mr. beast to me, and what his appeal is?

[–] Doorbook@lemmy.world 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He and his team figured out the YouTube algorithm. He then took the money and spend it back on production. Because there are no guidelines or regulations of YouTube videos production, he is able to use any ethical or non-ethical tactics. His videos is treated like a high budget movie where every second count.

Companies sees his money and everyone want to get piece of the cacke so he is more visible to demographic outside of his target audience.

[–] gubblebumbum@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

He also invests a lot in localisation which makes his videos appealing to non western audiences.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

He's a bucky little fuck with dead eyes and a forced smile who practices philanthropy for clout, but up until recently you couldn't criticize him because of the philanthropy -- even when pointing out that said philanthropy is weird and immoral when it's only being done for fame and self-promotion. Due to this paradox, he had everyone in a sort of stalemate. Fortunately, a lot has since come out about him being a sociopathic piece of human shit, so now we can kick him while he's down.

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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I gave his AMZ prime show a chance. After the 3rd self-sacrifice round and a bunch of lame games I couldn't continue. Something about his smile reminds me of this but without the rack

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey now... Ritchie's smile is legitimate.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago

Outstanding guy. The creepiness of that video can't be ignored ;)

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Money a lot of money that's the appeal

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Beats me. I keep seeing his stupid ass face in search results that are completely unrelated to my search, and the sheer amount of views. I can't even comprehend as to why people watch this ass. At least now it is somewhat known that he's a scumbag. Unsurprisingly & unfortunately it did not seem to have any effect on his popularity.

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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago

Finally, my tax dollars going to things I want!

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

I suspect the other two don't either

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flavortown does not need foreign aid.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

And yet of those listed this is a close to not a bad idea they got.

Flavortown being the least bad is still funny though.

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