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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon drinks vodka (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anon uses a landline.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Tale was a lie

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake: anon is respected and has friends
Gay: John give anon a juicy wet kiss on the lips when they picked up their stuff

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

Choo Choo!

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is with these uplifting green texts about socialization and participating in society. What happened to the degenerate, socially incapable paradigm of the beforetimes.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Here ya go

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30496271

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30339557

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30304271

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30239106

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30015469

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah I commented on one of those.

Thank you

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Those are coming too. Not knowing what you're going to find is part of the fun.