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My first time I didn’t think anything was happening until…
My friends much older sister started talking to us and I couldn’t stop laughing, so I bit into a cheeseburger thinking that it would hide my laughing.
Looking back, she just saw some kid holding a cheeseburger up to his mouth and giggling nonstop.
She was like 15-20 years older, so she was more an adult than an older sister.
Afraid to look up what bionicpe lore is
I'm pretty sure that's in reference to a Lego toy line, "bionicle."
Out of the loop. WTF is giggle bush?
Another name for Marijuana.
Quality