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[–] BoobaAwooga@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long until Rogan bros wake up to the bullshit this guy is shoveling?

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[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sooooooo…. Broprah agrees with ignorance. Is this new?

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need to get Joe Rogan to think the key to eternal youth is uranium glass butt plugs

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

my uncle survived WW2 and lived to be 102 while wearing a uranium glass butt plug the whole time.

dude never shit solid a day in his life.

docs said he might have lived longer if not for the colon cancer.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I mean, I'm fine with them pushing this misinformation. That's just fewer of their audience who survive cancer and go vote.

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Methylene blue can be sed treat thallium posiong

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

So, methylene blue can be used as a fabric dye; it can also be used as ink for temporary or permanent tattoos. However, medically, it's used in the treatment of methemoglobinemia, as a urinary analgesic, anti-infective, and anti-spasmodic agent, or in endoscopy as a gastrointestinal dye, and can also be used as a rescue antidote in life threatening poisonings causing refractory shock states and other shock states.

While I sincerely doubt anyone's state IV cancer has been cured by methylene blue, dismissing it as "a fabric dye" is wrongfully dismissive of it's actual medical uses.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

You know what, let them take advice from a twitching old man with obvious mental issues and dumbass who's high all the time. If you're dumb enough to take that shit, you'll beat cancer to the finish line alright. The gene pool may slightly improve, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

He's long been known as a soggy wet noodle. What I want to know is, was he closeted, or never quite instant noodles?

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am completely fine with the gullible killing themselves off. Why stand in their way.

[–] FolknForage@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

“There’s no way this mfer would have made it past 10yo a couple hundred years ago…” 😆

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Well at least methylene blue is harmless. I used to put it in my coworker's coffee to turn their piss blue.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm sure you two had a good rapport and it was okay to mess with each other, and that you weren't drugging strangers.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Good ol' sugar tits.

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