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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

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[–] finley@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago

Super gross

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Idk, if I could live forever, I'd like to witness the history of humanity, ala Doctor Who.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (6 children)

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't wanna live forever. But the act of dying is usually pretty horrible, so I wanna push that off as long as possible.

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