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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 7 months ago by MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

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[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

…who the fuck cares?

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (7 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (9 children)

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I don't want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

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