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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 118 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?

Asking for a friend

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[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.

Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 8 points 23 hours ago

Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.

[–] Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the twink wall a thing?

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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

But is it fake and the OP is gay?

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they're good.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.

I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.

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[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

username checks out
instance checks out

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.

Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

Why would they? No relevant use case.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's may-may

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[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?

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[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

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