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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Arrive to work soaked in sweat because it's been 100+ degrees every day for the past 8 weeks.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Well, that is largely caused by cars.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Workplaces that require employees to be presentable then offer locker rooms, showers, and enough reasonable time to get ready to accommodate the fact that everyone who works a service job arrives soaked in sweat.

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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world -3 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Because people with disabilities and chronic illness exist, and because depending on the distance it’s not possible to go by bike and depending on the terrain it’s also no possible. Oh and the weather I forgot the weather… oh and in some roads, like highways, for example, these can’t even drive there:..

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[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 38 points 11 hours ago (16 children)

Rain, ice and severe cold are a removed. I like bicycles, but driving to work in a heated car looking at that poor cyclist riding somewhere at 6 in the morning at -6°C, sorry, no, I'm gonna go with a car.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 35 points 9 hours ago

are a removed.

Bro, it might be time to leave .ml lol

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I disagree cycling in winter is nice. Just get some warm clothes and good tyres. A car is also really expensive to own in the city. Why pay for a car and parking when the alternative is almost free and arguably more fun.

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

If the cities are built for it, cycling doesn't become something where you're doing it for extended periods or distances. Neighborhoods that are setup for bikes means everything is local area, or mostly.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago

If the weather is bad enough, I will take transit instead, but cycling down to -10 C is doable without any problems.

I will be far less inclined to bike if it's raining, that I do hate with a passion. Of course, I could just work from home in that scenario as well, if I don't feel like taking transit

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 67 points 12 hours ago (9 children)

Bikes were and still are a revolutionary technology. There's a reason suffragettes were often associated with bicycles.

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[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

$20 gas gets me much, much, much further than $20 in eating high carb prepared food when riding my bike between point A and B. Not fuel efficient, in fact, energy expensive, but it is over all cheaper than a car if you can handle the potential physical abuse of riding a quarter mile up hill to your house. I did this last year while my car was in the shop, I learned I lived at the top of a hill, in the middle of a valley. Lost around 14lbs in a week just running errands, and I was carb loading like crazy. Carbs, meat, sugars, and tons of water. Riding a bike is all laughs and giggles until you're doing it to get meat and milk to fuel your required errands and despite eating everything in sight you're still losing weight at a shocking pace... They had my car a month, I was able to hold out on most errands until around just before the final week, went from 179, to 165. Kept eating as I felt I needed and was back up to 175 in about a week after getting my car back, and with recent exercise and pushing myself I dropped to 169 while increasing my max weight, it's really only surprising when you find I was 280ish lbs just 6 yrs ago... I digress, bikes are tough on the body.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

"Just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure" - Yes, I see this regularly when I have to maneuver around bikes carelessly "parked" in the middle of the pedestrian walkway...

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 119 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Don’t forget that maintenance is super cheap AND most people, with only the most basic tools, can do the work in their living room or even just on a sidewalk. And if I don’t get it right and the brakes don’t work perfectly I probably won’t fuckin’ die.

Hi, car owner here. I do all the work myself and it requires a fair bit of knowledge, expensive tools, space, and a childhood where I was never told I couldn’t do that work if I was thoughtful about it. That’s a high fuckin’ bar and requires a whole lot of privilege-oh there it is, too many people with privilege like to shit on those without and most of North America has dogshit for public transit or bike infrastructure and the “freedom of movement” with a car is all there but heavily artificial. Thanks auto industry and their lobbyists.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 37 points 13 hours ago (16 children)

I do my own bicycle and auto repair, and the bicycle is way easier. Maintenance is:

  • clean chain every so often (500 miles or start of the season) - get a chain cleaner tool thing ($10-20) and 50/50 Simple Green ($10 will last many years) and water, and then rinse, dry, and lube ($10 lasts years) - total process, 10 min?
  • replace chain - $20 or so, plus a tool for $10 or so; do every 2k miles or so
  • replace brake pads - $10-20
  • tires ($50 for a fancy fire) and tubes ($10) - replace tires when bald, tubes when flat (or patch them), and get some tire levers ($5-10) to make it easier

For tools, you need a wrench set, and probably only like 2-3 sizes.

My yearly maintenance costs for all of our bikes (1 adult, two kids) combined is about $50. If that. You could also go to your local bike shop instead for about double that.

[–] dipcart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

This was one of the things that surprised me the most about getting a bike. Parts are cheap. The work is easy. Knowing how to do it is valuable.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 25 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

Also this is a healthy maintence regime. In my experience most cyclists do nothing on that list except swapping flat tubes and their bikes still ride just fine, if not merely sub-optimally.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

I wouldn't call 500 miles between cleaning your chain as "healthy" maintenance.

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[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I used to love to bike but I moved to an area with steep hills and it’s too high effort. Maybe fine for exercise but I always used them for transport and you can’t arrive at work or a music lesson drenched in sweat. Wish they would install those hill lifts some countries have. I walk now. Would love an electric but the expense makes it much more painful when it’s stolen (and every one of my regular bikes has eventually been stolen).

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 23 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

A bicycle gives you freedom of lightweight activities within a few miles of your home. You want to play baritone sax in the band 25 miles away? It's not happening with a bike.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I've got a cargo e-bike that could handle a 50-mile round trip with a baritone sax just fine.

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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

But what if i need to commute 600 miles to work and back every day and on top of that once a year I drive a million miles to my vacation home? Checkmate!

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

Sorry, a car can't take me across the ocean. From now on, all of my trips will be made by airplane as this is the only vehicle that can cover all of my needs.

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