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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I really hope someone's keeping a list of all these traitors to the species and the ecosystem.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Horse drawn carriage is the future, says buggy whip maker.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago
  • says extremely powerful, offensively wealthy, politically well-positioned buggy industry's spokesperson.
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago

Renewable energy presents a lot of opportunities for African countries to get out of post colonial dependence. That's why the right hate it so much.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

Jesus fucking Christ you fucking idiot bastards

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 51 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 9 points 10 hours ago

Worse, he's a businessman

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 31 points 16 hours ago

The future of the end of civilization 👌

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 21 points 17 hours ago

Fossil fuels are the future. Until they're not.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink