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Fargo man gets 11 years for using pencil to assault witness in fatal drive-by shooting case (www.inforum.com)

submitted 10 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

The guy in Alabama got 40 years for having marijuana….

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

With a fucking pencil!!!

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Ta-daa! It's magical

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Jailhouse stabbing of a witness.