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[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fascist lack-of-virtue-signalling.

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago

“Thank you, Madam Chair,”

Beautiful.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

Keating replied, “You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way.” Self then adjourned the hearing.

Good for him, standing up for a colleage and due process, too.

If the government feels the need to recognize what's in our pants, the government needs reninded exactly where our boundaries lie.

What's in my pants is whatever the fuck I tell you is on my pants.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee -3 points 1 day ago

Zionist on Zionist violence

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