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The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or FURRIES, Act, filed by Austin-area Republican State Rep. Stan Gerdes, would "prohibit any non-human behavior by a student, including presenting himself or herself, on days other than exempt days, as anything other than a human being."

The law would allow for exempt days, such as Halloween and other school dress-up days.

The law defines "non-human" behavior as "any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species," with provided examples being:

Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine or other human byproducts

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

Using fur, other than naturally occurring human hair or a wig made to look like human hair

Artificial, animal-like ears

Other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the human race through a means of natural biological development

Students who bark, meow, hiss or make other animal noises that are not human speech

Licking oneself or others for the purpose of grooming or maintenance.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

I find this law hilarious. And incredibly dumb. Hilariously dumb. Maybe spend more on education and childcare. There's always going to be the "wild child" in school.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 20 hours ago

I bet they classify homosexual behavior as not part of normal homosapiens behavior.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 21 points 21 hours ago

This seems to be like a recent moral panic here in Finland about therian kids in schools.

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Is this happening so often that it requires a law?

Why not put that money, time, and effort into providing sexual education so people better understand how to not get pregnant, reducing the occurrence of abortions?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 18 points 19 hours ago

Is this happening so often that it requires a law?

Not in any amount worth anyone's energy.

Why not put that money, time, and effort into providing sexual education so people better understand how to not get pregnant, reducing the occurrence of abortions?

Because the law must have those it binds, but does not protect..

It's wild how often it helps answer "why are they doing this?!"

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 19 hours ago

Is this happening so often that it requires a law?

Not in any amount worth anyone's energy.

Why not put that money, time, and effort into providing sexual education so people better understand how to not get pregnant, reducing the occurrence of abortions?

Because the law must have those it binds, but does not protect..

It's wild how often it helps answer "why are they doing this?!"

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

And that's why Sen. Stan Gerdes had all those URLs in their browser history!

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 19 hours ago

This is going to be one of those laws that ends up in a "top ten weird laws in texas" video in 50 years once the context of the "student identifies as a cat" myth disappears

[–] Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

You know I'm kinda surprised they even still bother with thinly-veiled queerphobia when being overt is trendy nowadays.

- Tabitha (ey/it) ΘΔ

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